Post by Kardas on Dec 13, 2010 17:23:32 GMT -5
Description: Recognizing that it is the civic duty of every Nation which holds to the principles of justice, equity, fairness, and common sense, to promote such principles in any way possible;
Noting that the Nation whose treatment of issues does not support such conduct is to be considered a violator of the statutes not only of the World Assembly, but of Reason itself;
Acknowledging that any Nation which deals with issues in a manner that belies a tendency toward tyranny and oppression is fully aware of the decisions which it makes, and is therefore as worthy of condemnation as any other violating Nation;
Observing that the Nation known as The Yutani Industries of HC Eredivisie has engaged in policy-making decisions which strongly indicate a tendency toward violent and oppressive conduct;
Recounting the irresponsible and dangerous proclivities and qualities of said Nation, listed below:
- Outlawing of Free Religious Practice, excepting the State Church
- Dictatorial Rule
- Oppression of the Poor
- Uninhibited Corporate Greed
- Governmental Corruption
- Exorbitant Taxation, at rates of 100% of income
- Ridiculous Tax Laws (including a tax for having feet)
- Unrestrained and Excessive Production of Nuclear Materials
- Government Spending to Support the Production and Gain of Such Materials
- Use of Nuclear Weapons Against Other Nations
- Funding of Terrorist Organizations
- Institution of Labor Camps
- Ethnic Prejudice and Oppression
- Censorship of Speech
- Oppression of Environmentalists
- Utter Disregard for the Environment;
Realizing that these qualities reveal the evil, sadistic nature of The Yutani Industries of HC Eredivisie’s leader, known by the title Dear Leader, which in and of itself belies tendencies toward dictatorship;
Realizing further that this Nation was rated the Most Oppressive Nation in the world in a recent World Census Report, and Most Corrupt Government in another such Report;
Believing any Nation which follows the principles listed above to be deserving of condemnation;
Hereby condemns The Yutani Industries of HC Eredivisie.
Noting that the Nation whose treatment of issues does not support such conduct is to be considered a violator of the statutes not only of the World Assembly, but of Reason itself;
Acknowledging that any Nation which deals with issues in a manner that belies a tendency toward tyranny and oppression is fully aware of the decisions which it makes, and is therefore as worthy of condemnation as any other violating Nation;
Observing that the Nation known as The Yutani Industries of HC Eredivisie has engaged in policy-making decisions which strongly indicate a tendency toward violent and oppressive conduct;
Recounting the irresponsible and dangerous proclivities and qualities of said Nation, listed below:
- Outlawing of Free Religious Practice, excepting the State Church
- Dictatorial Rule
- Oppression of the Poor
- Uninhibited Corporate Greed
- Governmental Corruption
- Exorbitant Taxation, at rates of 100% of income
- Ridiculous Tax Laws (including a tax for having feet)
- Unrestrained and Excessive Production of Nuclear Materials
- Government Spending to Support the Production and Gain of Such Materials
- Use of Nuclear Weapons Against Other Nations
- Funding of Terrorist Organizations
- Institution of Labor Camps
- Ethnic Prejudice and Oppression
- Censorship of Speech
- Oppression of Environmentalists
- Utter Disregard for the Environment;
Realizing that these qualities reveal the evil, sadistic nature of The Yutani Industries of HC Eredivisie’s leader, known by the title Dear Leader, which in and of itself belies tendencies toward dictatorship;
Realizing further that this Nation was rated the Most Oppressive Nation in the world in a recent World Census Report, and Most Corrupt Government in another such Report;
Believing any Nation which follows the principles listed above to be deserving of condemnation;
Hereby condemns The Yutani Industries of HC Eredivisie.
My opinion: lolwut?
