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Post by Neo Nibu on Apr 19, 2011 14:55:00 GMT -5
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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Post by austinset on Apr 19, 2011 18:22:08 GMT -5
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean
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Post by gonzdara on Apr 19, 2011 20:09:48 GMT -5
^nice one^
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse,
and now we have Giraffs.
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Post by Kardas on Apr 28, 2011 9:59:33 GMT -5
Chuck Norris was the reason why the Great Wall of China was constructed. It failed miserably.
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Post by -Apollo- on Apr 28, 2011 12:14:08 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can kill a vampire by showing him a picture of the sun.
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Post by Kardas on May 2, 2011 17:10:34 GMT -5
When you see lightning, you don't hear thunder. It's the sound of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking someone in the face.
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Post by -Apollo- on May 5, 2011 11:29:01 GMT -5
Chuck Norris rolled a 20 on a 6 sided die.
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Post by Neo Nibu on May 7, 2011 21:22:30 GMT -5
Bin Laden has finally faced the wrath of Chuck Norris
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Post by Kardas on May 9, 2011 17:29:35 GMT -5
^ lol, inevitable.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang
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Post by -Apollo- on May 12, 2011 13:03:47 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can solve a rubix cube in one single turn.
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Post by Neo Nibu on Jun 9, 2011 15:20:38 GMT -5
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
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Post by Kardas on Jun 10, 2011 2:40:26 GMT -5
Chuck Norris wears the asteroid belt
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Post by Neo Nibu on Jun 22, 2011 20:30:26 GMT -5
Chuck Norris sweeps the floor using his eyelashes
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