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Post by austinset on Mar 16, 2011 19:29:11 GMT -5
ok heres the rules, ONLY chuck norris jokes and one at a time. The computer cant handel more then one chuck norris in the same post
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NPLXIV
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Posts: 196
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Post by NPLXIV on Mar 19, 2011 6:37:19 GMT -5
Chuck Norris once gave Michael Jackson Nightmares. The product of these nightmares is what we know as Thriller.
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Post by Neo Nibu on Mar 19, 2011 23:35:31 GMT -5
Chuck Norris doesn't get punched in the face, he head butts your fist.
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Post by Teutonic on Mar 20, 2011 8:31:30 GMT -5
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Post by Kardas on Mar 20, 2011 17:47:46 GMT -5
There used to be a whole website devoted to this. Oh wait, it still exists. As I like geology, I'm pleased with this one:
There are no plate tectonics. The Earth crumbles and moves beneath Chuck Norris' feet.
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Post by Neo Nibu on Apr 7, 2011 20:58:13 GMT -5
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, too bad he's never cried
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Post by kyraina on Apr 7, 2011 21:04:22 GMT -5
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the earth and thats how we have the moon
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Post by -Apollo- on Apr 10, 2011 13:43:20 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Post by kyraina on Apr 10, 2011 15:30:03 GMT -5
Chuck Norris beat Yoda in a lightsaber and the Force Duel
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Post by Kardas on Apr 10, 2011 16:27:46 GMT -5
Chuck Norris beat Van Halen in a Guitar Duel with an air guitar.
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Post by Neo Nibu on Apr 10, 2011 17:35:32 GMT -5
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Post by gonzdara on Apr 11, 2011 19:03:40 GMT -5
^Nice one Neo^
My personal favorite,
Chuck Norris once took a vacation to the Virgin Islands... Now they are just called "The Islands".
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Post by Kardas on Apr 17, 2011 16:26:59 GMT -5
Chuck Norris doesn't walk anywhere, he stays in 1 place and moves the universe with his feet!
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Post by gonzdara on Apr 17, 2011 19:02:01 GMT -5
At night, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajama's.
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Post by austinset on Apr 18, 2011 18:36:43 GMT -5
chuck norris doesnt sleep.....he Waits...
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